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Chronicles of a Footloose Forester
By Dick Pellek
The US Postal Service Has a Few Problems
This is not a normal Chronicles of a Footloose Forester posting, but readers will get the point. It may get filed under the Humor category of chronicles. Nonetheless, if the purposes of communications are to: Inform : Instruct : Entertain, then it may entertain you first, while informing you about a few recent and continuing problems that Footloose Forester has with the US Postal Service.
First of all, despite repeated attempts to correct the spelling of his official address through various sources, Footloose Forester wants you to know that he does not live in Greenbackvile, Virginia. Dozens and dozens of advertisers, creditors, NGOs, and even governmental agencies use that incorrect address. And they didn't get it from the Footloose Forester. He has been at his current address for about 15 years and for 15 years the same problem has persisted.
The current problem is with the USPS Tracking Report relating to a package he sent on 29 October 2025. Maybe he will point out the problem in an updated chronicle, but for the moment, Footloose Forester is inviting your input--as part of a real game. But the first problem began with a notice from the USPS saying that the delivery address was incorrect or unknown. Fat chance! The full USPS Tracking Report is copied and pasted below. Do you see the problem?
USPS tracking
Sunday, November 23, 2025
7:11 AM
Latest Update
Your package will arrive later than expected, but is still on its way. It is currently in transit to the next facility.
Moving Through Network
In Transit to Next Facility, Arriving Late
November 14, 2025
Arrived at USPS Regional Origin Facility
RICHMOND VA DISTRIBUTION CENTER
November 10, 2025, 12:39 am
Arrived at USPS Regional Facility
NORFOLK VA DISTRIBUTION CENTER
November 6, 2025, 1:46 am
Departed USPS Regional Facility
RICHMOND VA DISTRIBUTION CENTER
November 5, 2025, 11:25 pm
Arrived at USPS Regional Origin Facility
RICHMOND VA DISTRIBUTION CENTER
November 5, 2025, 9:02 pm
Arrived at USPS Regional Facility
NORFOLK VA DISTRIBUTION CENTER
October 31, 2025, 5:10 pm
Arrived at USPS Regional Origin Facility
RICHMOND VA DISTRIBUTION CENTER
October 31, 2025, 10:46 am
Arrived at Post Office
NEW CHURCH, VA 23415
October 29, 2025, 9:41 am
Arrived at USPS Regional Origin Facility
NORFOLK VA DISTRIBUTION CENTER
October 28, 2025, 3:09 am
Arrived at USPS Regional Origin Facility
RICHMOND VA DISTRIBUTION CENTER
October 27, 2025, 11:47 pm